drunk girl walks along the street, policeman gets out of his car.
drunk girl: “hello Mr Policeman!”
policeman: “hello”
drunk girl: “where are you wandering to?”
policeman: “same place that everyone on brick lane wanders to…”
unison: “THE BAGEL SHOP!”
ain’t london grand!
Heh, brill.
Now, in Yorkshire the drunk girl would probably have opened the exchange by hitting the policeman with a bottle, and things would have escalated from there…
haha – that’s an ace story!
pleased all going well for you :)
That’s my favourite story this week. Very heartwarming.