Tijuana style!
I’ve not mentioned the philosophy thing much on here but I’m writing an essay at the moment on how you know when you see a zebra in the zoo that you’re not looking at a cunningly disguised mule. The thing that I love most about this question is that in Tijuana they actually do cunningly disguise mules to look like zebras and then get tourists to have their pictures taken with them!
My guess is lots of epistemologists have partied down in Tijuana in their time.