last week I went to Hungamunga at bethnal green working mens’ club. It’s a kind of bar, cabaret type thing where everyone sits around making stuff. It’s almost exactly like being at primary school except there’s beer and people singing “fly me to the moon”. Anyway, it was the most fun I’ve had with an empty milk bottle in a long, long time. Sadly my monster wasn’t dry by the end of the evening and I was too drunk to handle carrying him home on the bus, so I left him out there in bethnal green, ready to terrorise the neighbourhood.